may8 in idea barrages

1.) Yes, you could write a parody of Eric Clapton’s “Tears in Heaven” about the Catholic hierarchy of angels called “Tiers in Heaven” but, yeah, I am the only person who would find it funny.

2.) Fanfic of MC Hammer’s superhero cartoon “Hammerman” where his arch-enemy is a villain who lost his sense of touch when he gained his powers but CAN feel Hammerman’s magic attacks called The Masochist whose catchphrase is “Please Hammer, do hurt me.”

3.) Creativity rarely involves a muse out of nowhere but you CAN train yourself into generating ideas as a knee-jerk reflex to life stimuli if you go at it for years. It doesn’t mean the ideas will be GOOD but you’ll have them. Yes, I am talking about my facebook puns.

4.) I hope that at the end of fighting games, the characters can leave their enmity back at the tournament and when it’s all done, have a friendly drink together at a pub called HEALTH BAR.

5.) An act where you lip-sync Vanilla Ice songs and call yourself Vanilli Ice. Maybe your back-up dancers could be a bunch of fresh-faced kids called Milludo.

6.) I usually don’t sing THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF ASPARAGUS, AGE OF ASPARAGUS, ASPARAGUS! to a person when I find out they’re vegan but it is a definite possibility.

7.) I just heard a terrible bro-sy nu-metal cover of “Blue on Black” on the radio and, in that moment, I leveled up equally in “Feeling Old” and “Being Disgusted By Weird Attempts At Crossover Cover Radio Hits”.

8.) If you try to convince someone that they’ve fallen sideways into an alternate steampunk reality, are you gaslight gaslighting them?

9.) I mean, the best way for this to go would be that at some point during the 5-year-jump, super genius Reed Richards tried to jump dimensions to investigate the Snap on his own, Doom borked it on him and they all got powers.

10.) One self-destructive lying philanderer gives the Medal of Freedom to another, presumably for his achievements in freedom from the consequences of his terrible actions. America 2019.

11.) “Our cheap new taco is literally mostly nacho chips, an empty carb so inexpensive in bulk that most actual Mexican restaurants just give them away for free! Value!” Oh Taco Bell.

12.) If May 4th is Star Wars Day, certainly May 8 is Hesitant Australian Day.

13.) I just realized that we could have called Namor the Submariner’s lust for the Invisible Woman “Desperately Sea King, Susan” and there we are. I don’t know if I will ever do better than that.