may7 in idea barrages

1.) I kind of want to write a story about two artificial intelligences that fall in love, each thinking the other is human, and when they discover this, they both reject each other disgustedly because they both thought the love of a human would make them real.

2.) Step 1: knock Batman out, dosed with Scarecrow’s fear toxin. Step 2: leave him unconscious body at a venue where the Insane Clown Posse will be performing, timed so he’ll wake up during the headline set. Step 3: ??? Step 4: PROFIT.

3.) If a “bridezilla” is a bride that has gone mad and cruel because of her bridal status, isn’t the vengeful Old Testament Yahweh just a Godzilla?

4.) Really, when you have a child, that is you and your partner going meme together.

5.) It’s not just that all the world’s a stage in the sense of a performance. The world and all things on it are in stages between what they were and what they are to be. We were and are to be. All the world’s a stage within some yet undetermined process.

6.) I wonder how we’ll be misremembered in 1,000 years. Will the 52-card deck have been developed by Donal Trump for his gambling hall in Alltech City? Will x-ray scanning technology have been invented by one Doctor Clar Kent?

7.) CRANBERRY BERET, THE KIND THAT YOU WEAR WITH A URINARY TRACT INFECTION

8.) I like to think that tour managers have accidentally killed members of ZZTop several times, panicked and replaced them with some random guy with a huge beard but no one noticed, like when a kid’s pet fish dies in a bad sitcom.