april capstone in idea barrages

1.) No, youtube, I do not like comment and subscribe. In fact, I rather detest comment and subscribe.

2.) “Being there” is merely an adequate neighbor’s actions, State Farm. If you want to be like a GOOD neighbor, you don’t call the cops, no matter what you hear or smell at three in the morning.

3.) I hope one day to find a Cable Ace award at a thrift store.

4.) I wonder if some PR flack tried to make Mel Gibson claim that he was misheard and just really really really really likes Sugar Crisp cereal.

5.) The divorce left the pie shop in the middle of a terrible custardy battle.

6.) I hope that in ten years he changes his performing name to Adolescent Gambino.

7.) Not to jump too much to the defense of the Utica area, my home and native land but… late-stage Simpsons, you really oughta look in the mirror before you slag on anyone. You ain’t in your “Monorail” days anymore, sunshine.

8.) Kindness without knowledge can still get a lot done, if clumsily. Knowledge without kindness is a disaster waiting to happen. Having both is the best but if you gotta choose, lean into kindness first and let the knowledge come with time.