apr15 in idea barrages

  • April 14, 2019, 8:44 p.m.
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1.) A parody of that r&b song Crossroads about crossbows?

2.) Coachella seems like such a roiling hell of affluence, effluence and influence that no matter how great the concerts were, it would be a miserable dispiriting experience.

3.) Daddy Warbucks was an early-adopter.

4.) And then, of course, there is LAARP, live-action ancient-retirement play.

5.) If Vine was still a thing, we could’ve sung “I Heard It Through The Dank Vines” and we’d laugh, oh, how we would laugh.

6.) If you have to kill your arch-enemy, try to do it in a home furnishings store so you can say “It’s Curtains For You!”

7.) Today, someone referred to the strip of fabric you use to keep a motion controller in their hand as a “Wii Strap” and I said “in my day, we used to call them cockrings” and, like, 10 years ago, that would’ve been a really good joke.

8.) If there’s an Ikea in Birmingham, I hope people call it “Swede Home, Alabama”.


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