apr17 in idea barrages

1.) Woke up singing a song that mashed STP’s “Sex Type Thing” and the Popeye theme together, as predicated on the “I am what I am, I am” overlap and… decided to go back to sleep.

2.) A soft reboot of Dolomite starring his grand-daughter who uses social media to help her in the family tradition of criminals fighting worse criminals, titled YOLOMITE.

3.) Fan fiction about Data and Tasha Yar sharing a romantic shoreleave together on Earth in India, only for Lore to kidnap Data and go in his place titled BANGALORE.

4.) Does anyone else call the deep Adirondacks “The Cold South”?

5.) Cognito torgo sum, I think about the place while the master is away therefore I am.

6.) Ollie the dog’s D&D identity would be a chaotic-adorable barkbarian.

7.) Step 1: turn yourself into a naga or dragon. Step 2: sue Keurig for insensitively using the phrase “descale the brewer”. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit.

8.) If I owned an aquarium, I would definitely name one of the seals “Deal” so it could be called “Deal The Seal”.