apr6 in idea barrages

1.) Your musical about a nun with synesthesia on the run from Nazis will be called THE TASTE OF MUSIC.

2.) The site was crawling with stock brokers, it was full investation, the place was doomed.

3.) I can’t believe that my Boolean search for “cthulhu” + “little lulu” didn’t come up with SOMETHING about Little Cthlulu.

4.) A powerful redneck sorcerer with a double-wide trailer atop a pair of giant chicken legs called Bubba Yaga.

5.) “We just need to turn on this robot’s auto-didactic mode,” she said, hitting the self-instruct button.

6.) All the signs are there. The growth spurts. The mood swings. You’re swearing incoherently. You’re covered in orange fur. You’re going through QBerty.

7.) Your horse thief convention will be called Rustlemania.

8.) Welcome back to winter, northern New York State, were you really so naive to believe that we’d escaped? We could have five more weeks of this if we’re particular unlucky.

9.) They didn’t want to call Jockstrap Addicts Anonymous a “Support Group” for understandable reasons.