mar31 in idea barrages

1.) We could update the story to be about John Ennui, the steel-drivin’ emo scenekid.

2.) There are few better things on a Saturday afternoon than baseball on the teevee and enough coffee to kill a horse.

3.) If the soap is motion activated but you still have to turn the knobs for the sink, what’s even the point?

4.) I can’t be the only one who hears that Alice Cooper song as “no more Mister Nice Guy, no more Mister T”.

5.) They should make a SimBorg game, just so they can have the tagline “You Will Be Assimulated”.

6.) Most cats have as their primary enemy a mouse or a dog or even Mondays. Felix’s main enemy is my bed’s fitted sheets. Kittyman can’t go a day without popping a corner of my bedsheets, just to prove he can.

7.) Today I realized that in D&D you could play a character of the semi-angelic Aasimar race who always whispered and they could be an ASMR Aasimar.

8.) Today I realized that Guy Fieri is the Dave Matthews of food and, having come up with the world’s most perfect SAT analogy, I am wondering if I can ever stop thinking about it.