apr2 in idea barrages

1.) Your yearly reminder that the least funny day to make jokes or play pranks is April Fools Day. When everyone’s expecting it, it isn’t funny. You’re like an amateur hour drinker on New Years or St. Pats when all the serious lushes are hiding at home.

2.) Up here, March comes in like a cheeky bastard and leaves like a cruel bastard.

3.) Your female wood-elf valor bard raised by a tribe of half-orcs will be name B’Jorc.

4.) You’re all looking for miracles the wrong way ‘round. Find me a picture of Jesus that accidentally looks like a piece of toast and then we’ll talk.

5.) Would a combination of Yoga and Zumba be Zoga or would it be Yumba? Yumba sounds like a small town in the desert Southwest, Zoga sounds like Yoda’s stoner cousin who became a snowboard master instead of a Jedi master.

6.) If you fuel your kung-fu with mediocre coffee, you are what is called a Dunkin Master.

7.) “Reusing a paper coffee cup so many times, to avoid having to wash a cup, that the cup collapses in my hand and I scald my arm” is pretty much a perfect metaphor for my life.

8.) I guess the question to ask is, are we in our collected actions and intentions creating a just God or just a God? It’s only a matter of order in a sentence but the difference is vast.