mar15 in idea barrages

1.) You will name your band “Malcolm Jamal Warrior”.

2.) They never clarified exactly what they meant by Denver The Last Dinosaur being a friend “and a whole lot more” from in this one mistake, I think 83% of the content on Deviantart was born.

3.) “What is the sound of a scoop scraping at thin air?” is my favourite ice cream koan.

4.) What’s weird is how some cling to the “bang-bang” fantasy of the Wild West as… good, not short & brutish. Maybe if people “need” guns, the solution is to fix your society so they don’t, not ramp up the danger even more by handing out even more murder buttons.

5.) Celebrity culture is the American dream having bent over onto itself to eat its own excrement, slowly dying of malnutrition despite its filled belly.

6.) The notion of reincarnation is the same thing as the notion of renting VHS. Be Kind, Rewind.

7.) I like to pretend that the things at the end of mascara brushes are caterpillars.

8.) If you make Southwest Chicken salad, what do you do with the other 75% of the bird?