feb22 in idea barrages

1.) A fun way to refer to the failed casino owner’s insane Twitter is to call it “Vlad Libs”.

2.) Your movie about a Greek philosopher/bouncer will be called RHODESHOUSE. Oh God, will it be terrible.

3.) When you need champagne/in your living room/who can you call/GOATBUTLERS/knocking at your door/can’t take it no more/who can you send/GOATBUTLERS

4.) In last night’s incomprehensible dream, I was attending a rock opera by Trent Reznor with my friend Adam and eventually I became one of the characters in the narrative of the opera and it was, like, kind of a NIGHT VALE thing after that.

5.) Be your own most wonderful work of art, if you can manage it. You’re the form you gotta wake up to every day, after all.

6.) A good word for food that looks terrible for you but also delicious would be “crappetizing”. You could be all like “that new Chomplorio from Taco Bell looks really crappetizing”.

7.) Yes, we in America laugh at the Brits and their dessert “spotted dick” but I’m sure they’d laugh twice as hard if we mentioned “Fanny Farmer”.

8.) You know what isn’t a word but should be? “Uptrodden”.