feb19 in idea barrages

1.) Having to choose between the warp pipe for extra coins or the hidden 1-Up mushrooms. #firstworldproblems

2.) Less “national emergency” more “emergency caused by allowing power to be seized by nationalists”.

3.) Sean Connery telling Teen Wolf “You’re The Dog Now, Man”.

4.) A young Michael J Fox bitten by Michael Dorn becomes TEEN WORF and hilarity ensues.

5.) If a beverage store has a liquidation sale, is that redundant?

6.) He was a truly revolutionary hairdresser… he was… Fidel Sassoon.

7.) If you tandem scale rock walls together, that’s your partner-in-climb.

8.) Post’s new breakfast cereal, Post MalOnes. It’s white white super-white white oat ohs with a sprinkling of marshmallow facial tats. “Post MalOnes! Who Cares If It’s Terrible, It Annoys Your Parents!”

9.) I hope the alien anthropologists discover Pringles before they discover tennis balls so they assume we ate tennis balls as a between-meals snack.