fe3 in idea barrages

1.) I don’t need tattoos or piercings, I have rejection letter paper cut scars on the inside, crosshatching a Mona Lisa inside my rib cage and nothing done to my outsides could ever hope to compare.

2.) Your reggae band will be called Existential Dreadlocks.

3.) The more friends you have named Doug, the better chance you have of there being two of them in the room whereupon you can quip “Who let the Dougs out?” which is, of course, one of the crowning moments in a human life.

4.) A handgun in the front of your waistband doesn’t make you look cool, it makes you look like a crazy person about to shoot their own genitals off.

5.) A coup by the Surgeon General is doomed to just become another doctatorship.

6.) The key to resurrecting like a phoenix is the ability to pull things out of your ash.

7.) Someday I’m gonna find the right lines to rhyme “profound and profane” with “fortune and shame” and that’s gonna be the most me poem ever.

8.) The collapse of Ilion’s infrastructure is America in micro-form. They thought giving Remington tax breaks & sweet deals would keep it loyal but now their water mains are bursting while the death merchants still cry poverty/threaten to leave.