janu25 in idea barrages
- Jan. 25, 2019, 9:02 a.m.
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1.) Hard-Of-Hearing Spider-Man lives by a single motto: something about grape flowers, his uncle was really into grape flowers.
2.) Aging is really just terrifyingly slow uncontrollable shapeshifting.
3.) Irish submission play is about being shamerocked.
4.) facebook comment I left, accidental poetry: reality/a vinyl record spun so many times it/hiccups pops and skips/ betraying the circuitous motion of what it plays/inadvertent repetitions back to back/giving away the game
5.) The internet’s slogan should be “Internet! Come for the pornography, stay for the telling other people they’re wrong!”
6.) There’s more than meets the eye to a mantra, it’s not just a word or an idea, it’s really more of a trance former.
7.) I want to own a spare car that looks like a bank safe from an old-timey cartoon so that when people tell me “DRIVE SAFE!” in the winter, I can take them literally and BLOW THEIR MINDS.
8.) A movie about an assassin who suffers very specific brain damage causing him to constantly forget how much he hates olives called PIMENTO.
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