janu27 in idea barrages

1.) TARDIS underwear: “don’t worry, baby, it’s bigger on the inside”

2.) I finally realized where I recognized that “Gritty” mascot for the Philadephia hockey team from, he totally jumped out from behind a Denny’s dumpster in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

3.) Remember, ten years ago, when we were sick of social media being flooded with pictures of peoples’ kids? Now social media is flooded with pictures of our civilization burning down in real time and it makes you miss all the people just talking about their larvae.

4.) How about Navient shuts down until Mexico pays off all our student loans?

5.) The tale of Jack Spratt and his wife is the coded journey of a couple that theoretically wants to swing in a three-way but both of their tastes are so specific that finding an appropriate third party is nearly impossible.

6.) I don’t think there’s ever been a holiday horror movie with the tagline “Christmas Is Just Around The Coroner” yet but maybe we can reboot “Silent Night, Deadly Night” or something.

7.) A detective story titled “Discretion Is The Better Part Of Valerie”.

8.) not everybody’s vision of a perfect man/but a great acquired taste and/a hell of a back-up plan