janu18 in idea barrages

1.) American Politics On Credit: Hate The Female Politician Now, We’ll Tell You Why Later.

2.) Bill Channel didn’t get rich off his “Weather Channel” by understating winter weather. He got rich giving three-inch February squalls Names like they’re hurricanes. Take all winter weather projections with enough salt to cover the entire Thruway.

3.) Social media is our collective consciousness incarnate, our shared Dreaming awake on the cloud, real but not “real”, “real” but not real and exactly what we’ve made of it.

4.) Put a “no loafing” sign up in your bakery and, no matter what they do, you can yell at them. “Why are you loafing? I told you no loafing, go loaf instead!”

5.) In ENTER THE SPIDERVERSE, the fact that Aunt May calls the female Doc Ock “Liv” like only her friends do means that they dated for a while and almost got married, just like the male Doc Ock and Aunt May did in the comics and that’s awesome.

6.) With all the money I saved not joining a gym, I can cover some of the medical co-pays I’ll incur from not joining a gym!

7.) The idea of a movie where both people in a messy divorce are represented by their high-powered-lawyer mothers in court called MOTHERS-IN-LAW is so hacky that I can’t believe it doesn’t exist.

8.) A Beatles parody about kaiju called “Mothra My Dear”.