janu14 in idea barrages

1.) I often say that there should be a chef-themed metal band called ROLLING BOIL but only today did I realize the lead singer should go by the stage name “Gorgon Ramsay”.

2.) A hack of TOMB RAIDER where you put a slightly dumpy looking dude in Lara’s skimpy clothes and weird kinda-over-sexualized movements and grunts to show how ridiculous it was called TOM BRAIDER.

3.) Your band will be called Fancy Kerrigan.

4.) Whenever you’re in a Wal-Mart, you’re in Florida.

5.) An ACTUALLY smart teevee would have a sub-programme that put the snow and hissing sound back over the empty channels that are just blue screens now.

6.) The real “you can’t do this thing or the world ends” like BIRDBOX or QUIET PLACE horror movie would be if social networking turned us into squabbling monsters if we used it… oh God… WE’RE IN THAT MOVIE.

7.) Football Observation from a Baseball Fan: Giants fans who are like “We’d rather have 75 year old Eli Manning for two more years than Nick Foles!” on WFAN are certifiably insane.

8.) UPTOWN TERL/YOU BEEN LIVIN’ ON A PSYCHLO WORLD/THEN YOUR BOSS SENT YOU TO EARTH FOR REAL/DON’T YOU KNOW THAT IT’S A BATTLEFIELD/HOW DOES IT FEEL?