2/12 Barrage in idea barrages

1.) "Bite my chalky off-white ass!" is the well-known catchphrase of Benderman.

2.) He would fall asleep while snitching on people about drug deals, leading to a diagnosis of narconarcolepsy.

3.) They've counted and we finally know how many terrible out-dated internet memes there are. It's over nine thousand.

4.) It's a song about how lonely it is to be the shoulder buttons on a Super Nintendo controller. It's called "L and R Rigby".

5.) Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds make Family Guy references.

6.) MC DLT keep hot jams hot and cold flows cold.

7.) WWASD - What Direction Would You Move If This Were A PC Game?

8.) It's an open sourced guide to scratching records. It's the wikiwikiwiki.

9.) To be hipper with the gaming community, McDonalds is gonna start referring to the charge for extra nugget sauce as "McDLC".