de26 in idea barrages
- Dec. 25, 2018, 1:39 a.m.
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1.) The hook up site for really short LGBTQ folk should be called Stumpgrindr.
2.) I just wish Pauly Shore had been in a Nightmare On Elm Street movies so Freddy could’ve put his head in a vise and quipped “POP GOES THE WEASEL!”
3.) Your movie about Old Saint Nick’s war against the ICP will be called SANTA CLAUS HAS MURDERED A CLOWN.
4.) This life, y’know? This long weird life, this short weird life. This terrible weird life, this beautiful weird life. This life. This weird life.
5.) Were a whole lot of execs sleeping when they chose to release BUMBLEBEE the same weekend as POPPINS 2 & AQUAMAN or what? Is this just proof the TRANSFORMERS franchise is all about the Asia market & U.S. receipts are an afterthought?
6.) Moving your mixed-martial arts fight to a state with different drug testing laws instead of cancelling the fight because your star failed a drug test, yeah, you’re definitely looking not-shady there, UFC.
7.) He could never tell where his mouse or printer was because he had poor peripheral vision.
8.) It’s not all witty bon mots on-line, of course, it’s mostly bathing dogs whose poop sticks to their fur and occasionally having a cactus fall on you.
9.) I love how vague the term “executive producer” is in film. It can mean “guy who introduced the director to the studio executive”, it can mean “woman who fronted part of the budget”, it can mean “the person secretly in charge above the director”. It’s great!
10.) A really lazy early rock band called Chuck Barely .
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