de21 in idea barrages

1.) Posting photos of Madonna to social media without context is called “voguebooking “.

2.) Don’t worry about Los Angeles drawing Matt Harvey back into the city party lifestyle he knew with the Mets. He’ll be playing in Anaheim, a 17 hour drive from L.A. at any time other than three in the morning.

3.) Whenever I see the Wal-Mart, I just see a giant gross tick on a dog’s nose growing fatter and fatter and fatter.

4.) Well, the house looks like a human lives there again, excepting my bedroom which could use some laundry put away and a light vacuuming. Grading on a Mike Curve of Order, it’s an A-Plus.

5.) “Oh, don’t listen to Jupiter,” Juno laughed, “he’s just a big old gas giant.”

6.) If you mix a beagle and a corgi, you get a borgi and resistance is adorable.

7.) Self-dentistry can be a pretty wild ride so brace yourself.

8.) A modern fairy tale about a British prince who is expected to marry a commoner who is a conventionally attractive minor celebrity for the public relations but falls in love with a plain-looking member of royalty instead.

9.) I like to call raisins “sadness grapes”.