de6 in idea barrages

1.) The Alaskan version of “who’s on first?” probably has something in it like “Juneau!” “I know what?” “No no, Juneau?” “What are you asking me what I know?” Etc.

2.) Direct cheesy horror movies under the pseudonym “Dario Sargento”.

3.) No no no, they have it all wrong. If you’re going to do it this way, you have Kevin Hart host the Golden GLOBES and Chris TUCKER host the Oscars because the Golden Globes are the knock-off Oscars. C’mon, the math is very very easy here.

4.) A really bad horror movie would be about a serial killer who murders every time he hears the song “Last Christmas”. It would be called THE CHRISTMAS AFTER LAST and he would kill eight thousand people between Dec 1 and Christmas.

5.) Water down tales of eldritch horror for the tweens, sort of a Cthulhu-by-way-of-Goosebumps thing, and publish under the name “H.P. Likecraft”.

6.) They tried putting out a strip club simulator roleplaying game called PASTIES & POLESWINGS but players found leveling up through the experience system to be too much about just grinding.

7.) Dorks having a three-way is called a “nerducken”.

8.) I hope that the last remaining Montgomery Wards remained in business and prospered under its new name “Famous Last Wards”.

9.) I have come to the conclusion that PETA is actually an elaborate false-flag by people who hate animals, trying to reverse psychology us into taking their side by being obnoxious and absurd in their stances and campaigns.

10.) I wonder if he has a good twin called Cary The Label Guy.

11.) If you’re truly strong in your Christianity, it shouldn’t bother you that some celebrate Hanukkah Yule or Solstice, you should be able to just love your neighbors & say “happy holidays!” If you’re so weak in your faith you need to boss others around to prop it up, that’s on you.

12.) A recreation of the Rosetta Stone where the language of emoji is added.