de4 in idea barrages

1.) It turns out that Mario and Luigi are the sons of Dr. Joyce Brothers.

2.) Tom Holland can Voltron together with like twelve other Toms to create the unstoppable kaiju monster Tom Netherlands.

3.) Judging a fishing derby is very Christmassy because of all the rankin’ bass.

4.) I enjoy that the facebook spambots are getting smarter. Yes the porno profile still has a name that makes no sense in English spelling but it said it was from Albany this time! It’s learning. We’re like 15 years away from facebook bots becoming Skynet.

5.) I am no fooballsman but I imagine playing in the “BAD BOY MOWERS GASPARILLA BOWL” is more embarrassing than just ending your mediocre season. “Mom, tell everyone back home I’m in the DOLLAR GENERAL BOWL, I’m a star!”

6.) The opposite of a warthog is, of course, a peacethog.

7.) I like to sing along to “Santa Baby” except replacing the title words with the phrase “Christmas Hooker”.

8.) In the trailer for his newest film, Clint Eastwood looks like he died 15 years ago and is only able to still animate his body to act on the sheer will of closed-minded bigotry. He is like a hate lich.