de2 in idea barrages

1.) On one hand, the elder Bush did horrifying things as president. On the other, he at least feigned WASP-y gentility & was by all accounts an educated person of above-average intelligence. When Trump is the new bar set, nearly everyone clears it.

2.) If you adore someone just for who they are but they hate themselves, they’ll always resent you for adoring that person they hate and it will never work out.

3.) The dermatologist knew all of his patients’ problems via random abscess memory.

4.) The internet is magic because you start looking up strange facts at 11PM and then MAGIC, it is four in the AM. I know that time couldn’t have actually passed because nothing useful was gained in that time.

5.) You’re confusing “the Dark Web” and “the Deep Web”. The “Dark Web” is where all the illegal stuff goes down, the “Deep Web” is just where all the millions of pictures of the actor Deep Roy go.

6.) Yeah, James Dean got to die pretty but Elvis got to see some weird neat stuff before dying bloated on a toilet. End of the day, I’d rather be present than pretty.

7.) Referring to a pharmaceutical company as a “a drug giant” is a deeply weird turn of phrase. I always imagine a 15 foot tall man made outta joints.

8.) MUPPET FAMILY CHRISTMAS did the omni-crossover thing like thirty years before AVENGERS INFINITY WAR but, hey, Disney owns ‘em all now.

9.) Bragging who has the most lives in Super Mario quickly degenerates into bald one-ups-manship.