no24 in idea barrages

1.) A parody of Bob Seger’s “Kathmandu” about crab rangoon, sure.

2.) “Tekashi 6ix9ine” sounds less like a rapper & more like an obscure anime, maybe about women who pilot giant robot battlesuits but inexplicably wear skimp bikinis in the cockpits.

3.) Yeah, selling life insurance is cool but do you know what’s REALLY cool? Selling life assurance. Getting paid to just occasionally tell people “don’t worry, you got this”.

4.) Really, the most obscure parody I could write would be to the Steely Dan song “Babylon Sisters” about the Philips CDi Legend of Zelda game “Wand of Gamelon”.

5.) Trump’s whole base… only fools and Russians… cuz he can’t help… loving when they collude…

6.) Live free or diet.

7.) Is someone who removes curses a hexorcist?

8.) I love how they call ‘em “racing bibs”. We should have more baby names for sporting gear. We could call mouth-guards “football pacifiers”. We could call batting gloves “hittin’ mittens”. Hockey could have “goalie pillows”. It’d be wonderful.