no20 in idea barrages

1.) I mean, I guess I could write a parody of Guns N Roses “Mr. Brownstone” about Paula Poundstone.

2.) A cereal called Dommin’ Os, basically Cheerios but with little chocolate marshmallow gimp masks mixed in.

3.) So, if we’re NOT ready for some football, do they just wait? If we tell them “respectfully, country singer, we are not ready for some football” do they just throw on some ALF re-runs until we are?

4.) Stone Cold Jane Austen taunted her opponent “JANE AUSTEN 3:16 SAYS I JUST ROMANTICALLY-MISUNDERSTOOD YOUR ASS!”

5.) Whether it is a stand-alone office, a hospital, a clinic, whatever, every OB-Gyn runs a privates practice.

6.) I mean, sure, there could be a parody of that song “Black Betty” about the traditional dessert Brown Betty but, like, basically only Alton Brown would get the joke.

7.) Since Simon Pegg’s Scotty in XTREME STAR TREK has all his fingers but Doohan’s Scotty in REAL STAR TREK doesn’t, we can start to assume where in the timeline Scotty lost that finger.

8.) Pitch a sequel to The Outlaw Josey Wales about marrying off a daughter and being all western and crotchety about it called “The In-Law Josey Wales”. Why not. We’re at the end of an age here.

9.) Today’s song to Ollie is more of a rap: “DOGGIE DOGGIE DOGGIE CAN’T YOU SEE/SOMETIMES YOUR BREATH DISGUSTIFIES ME”

10.) Heavy Metal Santa singin’ VIIIIOLENT NIGHT, GOOOOORY NIGHT, ALL IS BOMBED, ALL IS BLIGHT!

11.) Black Friday Sales: Even when you get a holiday off, they wanna make you wake up too early somehow. Show them who’s boss, sleep ‘til noon.