no12 in idea barrages

1.) “I’m not saying I’m a genius or that I have all the answers,” said the wise but humble veteran proctologist, “but I can tell you that in my day I’ve seen some shit.”

2.) Remember: the most and truest respect we can give to our armed forces is to only put their lives in harm’s way when absolutely necessary, not risk their lives for political stunts or private economic gains.

3.) In my head-canon, the movie “PS I Love You” is about a dude who likes his Playstation a little TOO much.

4.) In Soviet Russia, party throws YOU.

5.) A grown-up Doug Funnie has given into his breaks in reality and has started burying his old friends alive while giving them elaborate challenges to save their own lives in DUG.

6.) Fan-fiction explaining that Brent Spiner’s recurrent redneck character on NIGHT COURT was actually a malfunctioning time-traveling Commander Data.

7.) If the current Robin is Batman’s son, does that make him Lil Wayne?

8.) Rachel Ray’s D&D alignment is Chaotic EVOO.

9.) Ben Grimm goes to night school to get his GED in IT’S THE PRINCIPAL OF THE THING.

10.) The Adidas logo except about Abobo from Double Dragon.

11.) I don’t know that much about football but I enjoy that the lesson in Buffalo today seems to be “maybe if you don’t use the worst quarterback in history, you can upgrade from cartoonishly-bad to normal-bad pretty quickly”.

12.) Tylerschauden - the specific German word for the depression you feel when you realize the song starting on the radio isn’t the Beatles “Come Together” it’s just the terrible Aerosmith cover.