no11 in idea barrages

1.) Your nerdy BBQ sauce will be called Magic The Slathering.

2.) We’re not saying we’re SURPRISED its showing in Northern NY in November, we’re just starting that it is terrible that it is, which is completely true.

3.) Your band performing punk songs about Harry Potter will be called “J.K. Rollins”.

4.) If you never have a plan, things can never not go as planned.

5.) The meaning of life is to help ameliorate each others’ suffering. We’re all in this together.

6.) If we had to narrow it down to one album, the foundational document of the “Death Jazz” sub-genre was certainly “The Afterbirth Of The Cool”.

7.) You know we live in The Bad Timeline because “house flipping” is a term for bilking the desperate and ignorant on real estate as opposed to the name of the coolest Olympic sport.

8.) Let’s make the new secret hipster trend “tasteful attractive Christmas sweaters” this year and just not tell anyone. People will think we’re just unironically looking nice and all sides will benefit. It’s a better use of irony and you know it.