no10 in idea barrages

1.) Eventually The Thing’s marriage fell apart, eventually she started taking him for granite.

2.) He doesn’t like being called a “Brony” he prefers to say he’s “looking for a stable relationship”.

3.) When they cancel an episode about a mass shooting or delay a movie after one, I’m starting to get the feeling it’s less about sensitivity to the victims & more about squashing momentum in actually talking about changing our sick culture.

4.) One of the recurring settings of my dreams is a derelict drive-in theatre south of Ilion that doesn’t exist in real life and never did. There’s always people trying to start it back up but whenever I get around to seeing a movie there, it is already closed again. My dreams are weird.

5.) Upon conquering the Earth, the first new law the lobstermen laid down was that the phrase “what it all boils down to” would be considered hate-speech.

6.) I will never join an internet dating or app-type thing again because my brief dip into that water was more depressing than the end of OLD YELLER but if I did, my tag line would be “Just A Herman Munster Looking For A Lily”.

7.) AM radio schmuck was spinning it that the fake president LIKES the Dems taking the House because “he loves making deals”. Christ, I thought I rationalized too much… they voted for the fraud, of course, because his 2nd favorite thing in the world is their favorite thing: stripping the human rights of oppressed minorities. It blinds them, tho, to the fact that his 1st favorite is stealing from the poor & giving to the rich, by a wide margin.

8.) The saddest confidence in the history of man is a “sovereign citizen” walking into a courtroom convinced he found the loophole where he never has to pay his taxes because he thinks the government used capital letters wrong.