no1 in idea barrages

  • Oct. 31, 2018, 6:11 p.m.
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1.) If you must make a movie about a serial killer at a ren faire, the only acceptable title is THE TEXAS CHAINMAIL MASSACRE.

2.) Your film about a ghost taking over a cop’s body to solve its own murder will be called POSSESSION IS NINE-TENTHS OF THE LAW.

3.) While I’m glad even some righties are starting to realize the dire implications of a “president” who wipes out constitutional amendments with executive orders, sadly, we are already two supreme court appointments too late. The die is cast, rubes.

4.) Is a self taught mechanic an auto-auto-didact?

5.) I am wearing my normal clothes today so I will tell anyone who asks that I am dressed as a “Thicker Treat”.

6.) A mint-flavoured marijuana candy called The Edible Hulk.

7.) The worst possible reboot of a beloved Hanna-Barbera character would be, of course, “Vape Ape”.

8.) “Grindlewald” sounds like a small town in the Hudson Valley with an overpriced cider mill and a dubious claim to be the setting of a minor Washington Irving story.

9.) A parody of Hold On Loosely about Charlie Brown begging Lucy to not pull away the football?


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