oc29 in idea barrages

1.) The worst cars, however, get awards from J.D. Weakness.

2.) If the aliens turn out to look like watermelons, I don’t wanna be anywhere near Gallagher the day of first contact. Or, at least, I’ll need a poncho.

3.) Part of me wants to like the new Aquaman trailer. The other part of me thinks Mera’s hair and the CG render of Black Manta look like a prank the effects house played on the director.

4.) A terrible Halloween promotional product would be The Texas Chainsaw Massengill.

5.) Warning her the handjob was about to be completed, she retorted “not on MY watch!”

6.) Your line of male lingerie will be called “Phallus In Underland”.

7.) It is weird how many people are going to enjoy It’s A Wonderful Life in the coming weeks who voted for Mister Potter out of sheer race hate.

8.) The guy who played Captain Jack on DOCTOR WHO could play a mean Elon Musk, he’d only need to add on 60 pounds of fat and 200 pounds of stupid.

9.) They sell you frantic magic because if you stopped to see the real, the beauty of the real, you’d be so much more happy and so much more humane and you’d be so much less profitable.