oc28 in idea barrages

1.) Those commercials that pretend to end and then come back three or four times are probably effective the first time but after that, they are almost impossibly grating.

2.) McEshers! Where the bottomless cup of coffee is LITERALLY BOTTOMLESS!

3.) Caesar, being stabbed to death by ancient aliens and muttering “Et tu, E.T.?”

4.) Heart had an accidental #1 hit in New Zealand because they thought the title was “Crazy On Ewe”.

5.) My sleep cycle utterly borked by an 18 inning World Series game and an early morning airport run, I forgot like three really really clever social media updates so just imagine the cleverest thing ever then double that.

6.) Yelling JOE BUCK YOURSELF is probably more of an insult than the curse it sounds like.

7.) If you voted for Trump, you were validating the horror show we are in now, the mail bombings and the shot-up synagogues. If you voted for Stein, though, you were saying “I’d prefer that to someone who isn’t ideologically pure” which is almost worse.

8.) It’s too bad the term “answering machine” was already long taken because it would’ve been better than “search engine”.

9.) If you think this life is about finding or having or holding or winning or being in charge, holy Christ, are you going to be disappointed. If you live it instead as a thing about looking, you will have some moments of joy.