oc21 in idea barrages

1.) Any time I see people putting videos online bragging about their gym/balance/parkour stunts, I want to shake them and say “NOW YOU’VE LEFT A PAPER TRAIL AND CAN’T BECOME A COSTUMED VIGILANTE, YOU FOOL.”

2.) The House Committee On Un-American Consumer Research often included accusations of being a known associate to J.D. Power.

3.) It had that indescribable quality in all terrible cheap beers, that certain Genesee quoi.

4.) I feel like you could make money selling Danish shortbread cookie in fancy tins marked “A Lot Of Random Old Buttons”.

5.) The difference between track suits and pajamas is almost entirely semantic if not entirely so.

6.) A really classy name for a collection of nun-fetish smut would be “Conventionally Attractive”.

7.) A random Chinese character drunkenly getting a 19 year old girl tattooed on its back.

8.) You can’t spell “someday” without “me”. I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean but it’s worth pointing it out.

9.) Time-travel accident? Causality breaking down? Have you become your own great-grandmother? DON’T FRET! Try new Paradoxy Clean, the most powerful timeline detergent you will ever need!

10.) After feasting on cupcakes and teams having down years for four games, Syracuse remembered that no one good wants to play college football in the Northeast and returned to level.