oc18 in idea barrages

1.) An open world Manos The Hands of Fate game called GRAND THEFT TORGO.

2.) Look up specific soup recipes on Google using a bullion search.

3.) Well, the Mets have found their excuse for not spending money on Machado to replace Todd Frazier’s corpse and it’s that he’s kind of a dick. Oh, he’s a generational talent too but they have an excuse now!

4.) You gotta check in on tumblr and reddit every few weeks to figure out all the new words cooked up by both sides of the Cold Culture War, these days, to even understand what’s being said.

5.) Tom Petty’s no longer around to explain to him that the freeway runs through Tarzana not Reseda but artistic license and all that.

6.) There’s too much money to be made in the energy and water wars leading up to the end of the human race. They’re not even in denial for short-term gains, they want their descendants to be lords of the wasteland.

7.) We’re at the point where set-photos from superhero film sets aren’t even sneak peaks of the costumes anymore, considering how much post-production CGI sweetening there is of practical costuming now, in most cases.

8.) If only the NBA had teamed up with Disney instead of Warner, it could’ve been “DunkTales” instead of “Space Jam” but, again, the world is less for people not asking me first.

9.) Breitbart Simpson’s catchphrase is, of course, “Don’t have compassion, man!”

10.) There aren’t enough zombie apocalypse movies where what happens if what’d logically happen: that in the whole mess, some normal humans would be driven to cannibalism too and what if you’re stuck between cannibals and zombies?