oc16 in idea barrages

1.) I vaguely know that Ariana Grande is a pop singer but I have no idea who Pete Davidson is supposed to be other than her (possible) ex-boyfriend and it seems like I’m the better for this.

2.) After the least competitive group of divisional series since the playoffs expanded, at least the league championships both look competitive. It’s almost like there’s a whole useless round of playoffs that only exists for TV.

3.) I just realized how good a mash-up of Burning Down The House and Head Like A Hole would be.

4.) After weeks of wrangling with doctors and insurance, I have a CPAP again. I can literally sleep easy once more.

5.) Maybe instead of being run by rich idiots who got Cs and Ds in Ivy League schools, we could try being run by people who got straight As at state schools for a while. Couldn’t be worse than this.

6.) If self-awareness were a mineral, it’d be so rare and dear that conspiracy theorists would be yelling that we need to have our dollar back on the self-awareness standard.

7.) You could get a lot of votes by just running on a platform of repealing the law that says classic rock stations are obligated to play at least six hours of Led Zeppelin a day.

8.) When someone asks “Are you decent?” I pretend I missed the first syllable and I’m all like “No, I am not Fiddy Cent.”.