oc10 in idea barrages

1.) Can you imagine having a masculinity so fragile that you have to call your entertainment room your “man cave”? Jesusing Christ.

2.) How don’t we have an anime version of Little Orphan Annie called LITTLE ORPHAN ANIME?

3.) A much better name than “Mario Kart” would’ve been “MARIO Speedwagon” but that’s what they get for not asking me.

4.) Survive, if only to spite the bastards, survive. The ultimate goal of their hate and oppression is to make people who aren’t profitably hateful all dead. As long as you draw breath, they’ve lost.

5.) At best as a writer, I’m a janitor, just a guy with a good eye for our culture’s detritus, trying to sort it all into the right bins, that others might see the stuff for what it is. at my worst, I’m just a jerk making puns to be clever.

6.) The point isn’t that you’re amazing because you’re partially stardust. It’s that everything is amazing because everything’s partially stardust. You too, yes, but not just you.

7.) In this nightmare, I was in a college lecture hall at a talk and when I left, I was in a different one, then a different one and I got lost in a labyrinth of auditoria, never able to know where I was or see the outside.

8.) Even though she’s influencing people in the right direction, it is really still disturbing if the thing that makes you finally register to vote is “that pop singer said I should”.

9.) False hope is even worse than despair because false hope is someone profiting off making you even worse, just like how opiate addiction is even worse than the pain it suppresses. Real hope is wonderful but false hope may be the worst thing of all.

10.) Those ass-plumper infomercials with the pants padding, they should definitely say at some point “Butt Weight! There’s more!”