oc11 in idea barrages

1.) Yeah, I was singing “Hold Me Closer Tiny Panther” to the cat, what of it?

2.) If the characters in your sci-fi film can all talk due to injections of translator microbes, does that mean they all got fluency shots?

3.) In scheduling a rap battle, he was just settling himself up for a diss appointment.

4.) Probably the weirdest pet name you could call your lover would be “Cinnamon Buns”.

5.) Every time I run a windows update, they try putting a Microsoft Edge icon back on my desktop and I’m like “shhhhh, no, honey, we’re no good for each other”.

6.) The idea of a lime wedge for squirting on a fast food salad is a good one. In practice, though, if you just mix it in there willy-nilly, it’s like one absent minded unexpected bite of bitter lime rind.

7.) Two weeks without a CPAP, finally got clearance to get fitted for a new one Monday and… maybe I can sleep well again.

8.) The worst thing in the world is cruelty, the second worst is selfishness, the third is mediocrity, how do these bastards pretending to be in charge manage to be all three at once?