oc7 in idea barrages

1.) The near-flavorlessness of La Croix was the by-product in a failed attempt to prove homeopathic “water memory” pseudoscience.

2.) Maybe if I ever finish the Frank Yetti project to my satisfaction, the cover would be even better being just an homage to Nighthawks At The Diner except with a bigfoot in it.

3.) Whenever you say “one step forward is not enough, I’d rather take ten steps back than not go ten steps forward” you are showing your privilege and dooming your country. As happened two years ago.

4.) One of the unforeseen negatives of social networking was seeing the birthday of a deceased friend or family member pop up in your feed. Here we are, in the bad timeline.

5.) When you refer to your internet company as being “fiber-rich” you need to understand that you sound like a laxative, not an ISP.

6.) The baseball game had an ad for the fact that we’re raising hurricane relief funds again this year but, you know, it profits a few rich people to pretend there’s no climate change so here we are now.

7.) The terrible whiskey ads constantly on during the baseball playoffs could drive a person to drink so, like, maybe they’re accidentally effective.

8.) When they’re taught from birth to hate themselves for being poor, to treat anything less than affluence as disgusting contagion, it’s no wonder they fall over and demand private-school trash rapists like Trump and Kavanaugh to rule them.