oc6 in idea barrages

1.) Sometimes I just like to imagine taking ad slogans to their logical extension like “THE ENJOYMENT OF SARA LEE IS MANDATORY!” or “SHE WAS NOT BORN WITH IT, MAYBELLINE IS THE ONLY PATH TO BEAUTY!”

2.) On the one hand, I don’t know what I’m talking about half the time. On the other hand, I talk about four times as much as anybody so, like, running the math, I know twice as much as anybody. It’s just math.

3.) Yeah, interpretive dance is pretty cool. Do you know what’s REALLY cool? Misinterpretive dance.

4.) Run the jewels? Man, I’m going to be honest here, I’m not even up to jogging the jewels. Maybe we could, like, amble the jewels. Stroll the jewels.

5.) They always talk about “credible threats” but what about “incredible threats”? What about, like, “sir, our spy network is hearing rumors that the enemy is going to inundate us with war unicorns”?

6.) You will never become you, you will never become yourself, your essence is not a static beginning or end, your truest self is that never-ending process of becoming. You stop being you when you stop changing.

7.) If you actually listen to the lyrics to Rod Stewart’s Tonight’s The Night (maybe no one has?) it is actually a deeply creepy ode to bullying someone into sex.

8.) Proper pronounciation is the only hurdle between the world and a parody of MONY MONY about hegemony.

9.) Sometimes proper grammar can really pull you out of a pop song. Was that a “whom” in SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO?

10.) More books need to be written about how the fringe left and fringe right conspiracy theories cross pollinate in an ouroboros of contrarian insanity & how this madness is exploited.

11.) A food festival involving really good Chinese food and beer would be called Woktoberfest and I would go.

12.) The difference between an idealist, a cynic and a skeptic is that an idealist and a cynic both love being right while a skeptic hates turning out to be right. It tends to make the skeptic more honest in her tellings of the world.