se29 in idea barrages

1.) StayCircles seems to be the new LinkedIn of junk e-mail.

2.) Hot dogs may just be snouts and tails but at least they’re putting in an effort to make ends meat.

3.) Cathy Mitchell would stuff a fried potato inside another potato, fry the whole thing again and call it a “Spudsplosion”, I’m almost certain.

4.) I have always enjoyed the elegance in the reality that the tabloids right by the point-of-sale are almost universally counter-factual.

5.) With all the fast-food rebrandings, how hasn’t Wendy’s started sucking up to our beaten-down nihilistic age by going with END?

6.) Moths aren’t actually attracted to lights, they’re just confused by them which causes them to circle listlessly. In that way, yeah, they are a rich metaphor for meme culture.

7.) Not hurting your feet because your children are too young for Legos is called Duplomatic Immunity.

8.) The Venn of people who support Trump’s sex-criminal judge, who mistook MAD MEN as asperational & who wouldn’t punch all the leads in ENTOURAGE if they were real are all one perfect circle.

9.) This society instructs the rich to see the poor’s welfare as an impediment to their luxury & the poor to try to become individually rich to improve their condition instead of working for collective improvement. Until both change, we’re screwed.

10.) It is like the Bowsette and Moth memes are fighting over my timeline when they will both be totally forgotten in a month and I feel like this is all a stealth Buddhist lesson in impermanence.

11.) I remember being a teenager, standing in the Sistine Chapel, overwhelmed not by the beauty of the art, but by how many people could have been lifted out of poverty by selling it.

12.) Your Battlemaster Fighter will multiclass three levels into Lore Bard so that you can get Cutting Words and Vicious Mockery to become a Battle-Rapper and a true Martial Mathers.