oc1 in idea barrages

1.) In the background of the HOLMES AND WATSON trailer, if you listen closely you can hear 75 studio executives writing e-mails, feverishly trying to get someone else to take the fall.

2.) Let’s at least find evidence The Forever Leather Man was not born and cannot die, crude carvings of him selling buckskins to 1700s colonists, no younger, no older.

3.) 430AM Sunday, the typist realized that “strap on” and “no tarps” are anagrams. Also, “sop rant”!

4.) Every day, steal a single brick out of a wall and put it into a bridge somewhere else, you’ve got a pretty good shot at changing the world.

5.) If you have to ask if it’s a sandwich, yes, it is a sandwich. The less weight you put on the value of constructed binaries, the happier you will be. Just enjoy the sandwich.

6.) The strawberry was wronged by someone with Diverticulitis 100,000 years ago and that’s what the tiny seeds are for. Those are the seeds of vengeance.

7.) Considering the double negative, we can only assume that Ray Parker Jr is in fact afraid of at least one ghost.

8.) Your hook-up app for Indiana kinksters will be called “Hoosier Daddy”.

9.) Hipster sheep are just bleatniks.