se27 in idea barrages

1.) Without social media, how would we know if our old crushes are still attractive? How could our favourite celebrities tell us what to be mad about? How would we get a minute-by-minute telling of the fall of a civilization?

2.) Dunkin Donuts is clearly just becoming Dunkin so they can merge with Duncan and start rolling out their donut/yo-yo hybrid, the yonut.

3.) Every once in a while, the “loading” circle and a youtube video will sync up to give someone a magical nose ring and it is pretty great.

4.) I wonder how often rich-bastards push penile-non-disparagement contracts on their mistresses.

5.) Date a fat guy! Fat guys try harder at everything that doesn’t involve running.

6.) I’m now calling Fox News “Goebbels for Grandpas”

7.) I used to be so afraid of flying and I’m not anymore. Have I matured or am I just so exhausted and dejected that I’m not so jealously attached to corporeality anymore? Or… IS that maturity?

8.) The hundreds of thousands of years we’ve more or less been human, only a handful could we get to see the clouds from above. Hell, they may be ending soon but, yeah, I got to be there.

9.) Until you’re back here you forget how much worse 75 with humidity is than 95 is without.