se24 in idea barrages

1.) Maybe the future alien archeologists will not understand accents and think Alabama was ruled by giant sentient owls.

2.) Heaven will be a Dickens plot in Hemingway’s clipped journalistic style. Hell will be Hemingway’s sexist violent swagger nonsense in Dickens’ paid-by-the-word over-described drivel.

3.) In film, an over-reaching trying-to-be-something amazing flawed outcome is so much more interesting than perfected mediocrity. In all media, really. I hold myself to the same “standard”.

4.) A plumbing competition show called CLOGGED. “Today’s secret ingredient is… CORN KERNELS!”

5.) A gender-reveal cake except upon cutting the cake is full of ANGRY BEES because, like, the whole thing is gender essentialist and creepy as balls.

6.) In my dreams of my father, it’s never that he didn’t die, it’s always that he got to come back somehow. It’s weird how the mind works.

7.) On this digital side-channel, one ad is for a veterans charity that has to exist because rich people dodging their taxes has strained the VA. The next was for a tax debt relief law service. America.

8.) Why are all the charity commercials “19 dollars a month”? Is it a “less than twenty, you won’t miss it” thing or some kind of tax deduction threshold?