se25 in idea barrages

1.) I can hear Morrissey, I can smell clove cigarettes but I don’t see anyone… it must be Invisigoths!

2.) You know, they probably could’ve gotten away with admitting Soylent Green was people if they’d just come up with a punchy name like “Necro Wafers”.

3.) What Alex Jones does isn’t free speech or political speech. There’s a thick bold line between free speech & yelling “fire!” in crowded theater but Jones blasts so far beyond that & yells “fire your assault rifles at the lizard-people sex-cult in a childrens’ pizzeria!”

4.) The Mets dragging out the corpse of Wright for the last homestand is the same cynical stunt they were gonna try with that bigoted Bible-thumping cracker Tebow were he healthy & both offend our intelligence.

5.) Jesus saves, Buddha invests, “Bob” buys your nostalgia for pennies on the dollar at swap meets and sells it for hundos on eBay.

6.) I hope the alien anthropologists find a big Olive Garden sign with the “o” worn away and assume this was a temple for plant worship.

7.) WEIRD TRUE FACT: Sugar Ray recorded more than one song! I know! It sounds crazy but it’s true!

8.) If you step back out of “well, it was always this way”, the idea of most sporting events starting with the singing of a loyalty oath to your nation-state is deeply bonkers. Sport has replaced religion.