se6 in idea barrages

1.) Your chaotic-evil halfling bard spreading lies to aid the pretender king will be named Bilbo Reilly.

2.) The Great Space Coaster must do battle with the hot shots of the United States Air Force in TOP GNU.

3.) Every day in every way, Eric Clapton looks a little bit more like Jeff Goldblum’s stern grandpa.

4.) I have no idea who “Machine Gun Kelly” is… apparently a rapper?… but this allows me to imagine former NFL quarterback Jim “Machine Gun” Kelly as a really raw and nasty rapper and this pleases me.

5.) The kind of person who actually changes the filter on the Keurig when prompted is probably easily hypnotized. Maybe Keurig is all a front to find potential CIA sleeper agents.

6.) My song about the shame of seeing the Halloween cereals come out when you’ve got blood-sugar to worry about will be called “I Found My Thrill On Boo Berry Hill”.

7.) The New York State Fair seemed to find a way to Voltron together city trashiness and country trashiness into some kind of Ultimate Form Trashiness. An accomplishment, I guess.

8.) “I remember when Spock was young” is all I have of this Crocodile Rock parody so far. Maybe it’ll be about how they keep adding siblings to his backstory.

9.) Whenever someone mentions “keyless entry” my brain makes a joke about chastity belts that my mouth smartly stifles.