se2 in idea barrages

1.) Whenever the last Sears closes, I hope someone named Roebuck starts laughing hysterically, not even knowing why.

2.) Your band will be called The Admiral & Commander Tenille.

3.) Your parody song about a werewolf viciously attacking the set of CHEERS will of course be called “Danson In The Moonlight”.

4.) Singing disco at the top of my lungs “IF I CAN’T HAVE YOU, I DON’T WANT NO BUTTER, BABY!” why not.

5.) Your CB-radio usin’ truck drivin’ Southern Belle drag personae will be called “Raquel Squelch”.

6.) I saw the mediocre wings chain “Buffalo Wild Wings” referred to as “BWW” online and at first I thought I was reading a very confusing personals ad as opposed to a comment on Deadspin.

7.) Ducks in the wind, all we are is ducks in the wind, ducks in the wind, everything is ducks in the wind.

8.) Everyone has heard the term “Masshole” but rarer is the appellation “Mainus”.

9.) I’m trying to imagine a decision more apathetic than greenlighting a Magnum P.I. reboot. “I guess we have to fill an hour. Who’s got the IMDB randomizer?”