se4 in idea barrages

1.) I haven’t seen “Confession: Worth The Price Of Admission!” on a Catholic church sign yet but I guess we’ll get there some day.

2.) Whenever I read the phrase “Strained Yogurt” I imagine all those poor cows with hernias.

3.) A Christmas parody “The First LOL”?

4.) Had a dream about my father where he told me not to worry about how I’ve only had a few dreams about him since he passed, it’s just we didn’t have much unsettled business. Leave it to him and I to even get meta about that sort of thing.

5.) Intellectually, I suppose I would have said “yeah, there’s probably a small Jewish community in Mexico” if asked, but I’ll admit, seeing a Rabbi speaking in Spanish on a digital side-channel still made me do a double-take.

6.) I would kind of like a local pitchman for a regional furniture chain that claims to be dominated by a demon, forcing him to lower his prices as a form of torment. A “Possessed Eddie!” kind of thing.

7.) A team of paranormal investigators battle a vengeful soul killed in a stampede at a Wal-Mart Black Friday sale in “Doorbusters”.

8.) The librarian who moonlights as a DJ has two turntables and a microfiche.

9.) The enlightened super-villain does not discriminate in the hiring of henchmen, rather, he is an evil-opportunity-employer.

10.) These ads for “Manifest” seem to be proof that television executives are so out of touch that “Let’s just knock off LOST, that’s still hot, right?” is something they’d say.

11.) Your song about the peril of dating a popular cosplayer will be called “Why Do Nerds Suddenly Appear?”