au18 in idea barrages

1.) How has Sir Mix-A-Lot never put his name on an infomercial blender?

2.) If you’re lucky, if you’re really lucky and you’re good, art is not just a slight delightment and art is not just an arduous challenge, it can be both. Art at its best is both. A challenge wrapped up in a delight, both aspects in high relief. If you’re lucky and you’re good.

3.) If you really wanna mess with people in Utica, pretend that you think chicken riggies are called “Chiggies”.

4.) It’s a new drug called “Scarborough Faire”. It’s just parsley sage rosemary and thyme soaked in roach spray.

5.) Daydreaming about dried noodles past, you know, just rameniscing.

6.) He wasn’t sure if he’d actually reach his goal of finally curing diarrhea but he was off to a solid start.

7.) It says everything you need to know about youtube that every mention of any product is accompanied by a panicked “not sponsored, you guys!” because… on most channels of any appreciable size, nearly everything is sponsored.

8.) These sanctimonious pricks bad-faith-arguing against people who say America’s never been great. Of course we’ve never been great, that’s the point! Why do you think the Founders said “a more perfect union”? The point of America’s supposed to be about forever trying to get better.