au10 in idea barrages

1.) Unlike the Constructicons, however, the Deconstructicons are not six Decepticons who join together into one larger robot to battle Optimus Prime, rather they are six Decepticons who split into thirty-six robots to discuss how they all liked Megatron before it was cool to do so.

2.) My life is best represented by one action, one action alone. Right-clicking on the word “Frankenberry” in a Word document file so that it will be added to the dictionary file and not be misread as a typo. I will be using that word enough times where that’s going to come up again.

3.) Being an artsy person hanging onto the dream in your later 30s is the hope that maybe one of your mostly-much-younger colleagues will have a mother who is single and attracted to art bums. Or hell, attracted to art bums and just able to hide an affair well, at this point.

4.) If you are sad and you see someone else is sad, acknowledge that you are in the same club. Cry-five them! Cry-five! Cry-five! Cry-fives all around!

5.) “Welcome To Goodberry, Home Of The Goodberry, Can I Heal Your Hit Points?” is the kind of joke that requires two very distinct cultural experiences Venn-Diagramming, rendering it almost entirely useless. The best KIND of joke.

6.) When in doubt, include what you imagine would be your stage directions in what you write or say, he wrote, hoping for validation on social media.

7.) Are you sad that the reality show “Sex Auction” is over for the season? Don’t worry! “Sex Auction On An Island Or Something” is starting anew!

8.) If I ever cast a Scooby-Doo Thing, I hope I’ll be able to pull off casting Wil Wheaton as the voice of Scrappy-Doo.

9.) Maybe Cat Stevens’ conversion was not so much about religion but about escaping a name that he realized sounded like a terrible 1930s pulp radio detective. “CAT STEVENS - PRIVATE DICK - BROUGHT TO YOU BY SENSOLINE! SENSOLINE, THE SLACKS THAT SMILE BACK!”

10.) Name the world championships of rodeo “Rustlemania” and dare the WWF to sue you. Either way, more people will know that a world championship of rodeo exists.

11.) Dune, Dune, DUNE, Dune, D-Dune, Dune/Dune, Dune, DUNE, Dune, D-Dune, Dune/Dune, Dune, DUNE, Dune, D-Dune, Dune/Dune, Dune, DUNE, Dune, D-Dune, Dune/I want something ELSE to get me through this… Muad’Dib kinda life, Chani

12.) Your psychedelic parody about Frank Oz will involve the line “YODA AND GROVER, OVER AND OVER/YODA AND GROVER, OVER AND OVER”.

13.) Today I found out that there is a country music player named Dierks Bentley (a Pepsi ad on the radio told me this) and… I have no idea how to pluralize the name of his fanbase without sounding wrong one way or the other.

14.) It’s not… exactly wrong… to say that “the kids these days are really messed up” because of course they are. The thing is, though, when we were kids? We were really messed up too. Our folks? Supremely messed up as kids. The kids any days are really messed up.