au7 in idea barrages

1.) Ah, El Pollo Loco. The Mexican chain you only go to if every Mexican chain other than Taco Bell is unavailable.

2.) We need a famous couple that’s a Jennifer and an Eric (or Erica!) so that their Bennifer portmanteau can be “Jeneric”. They could be very bland celebrities.

3.) It’s Not A Handjob, It’s a Handcareer.

4.) I mean, someone must have named their amateur porn “Pubic Access Television”, yeah?

5.) I am a Leo and here is the entirety of that means about me: I was born in a range between late July and late August.

6.) Everything is political. Every single thing. If you’ve got the privilege to pretend that some things aren’t, like, congratulations, I guess? But you’re only making things worse by taking advantage of that ability to pretend otherwise.

7.) If you go broke because the Tolkien Estate has sued you into oblivion for stealing their intellectual property, you have to file for Chapter Elven bankruptcy.

8.) If you think about it, Jesus got pushed into crossfit because He couldn’t handle a single pilate.

9.) Working in a morgue is all about the body-acceptance movement.