au3 in idea barrages

1.) A parody of “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” about Bela Lugosi’s dad?

2.) Everybody pretends to be so sanctimonious pure when talking about “refusing to vote for the lesser of two evils” but do y’know what voting for the lesser of two evils does? It keeps the MOST evil people out of power and, Christ, I’ll stand by that. That outcome allows for hope.

3.) Ollie is a mixed-breed dog, half-nervous, half-anxious.

4.) When you learn Japanese cooking through the lens of theoretical physics, you’re dabbling in tempura-mechanics.

5.) Whenever a piece of New Age con-job hibbity-jibbity claims to “charge” your whatevers, I think to myself “they accidentally gave away their game with word usage”.

6.) If you really think about it, “minimalism” shouldn’t be such a long word.

7.) STEP ONE: buy the web domain “are the mets losing” dot com. STEP TWO: code it so that it is only the word “yes” on an otherwise blank page. STEP THREE: ??? STEP FOUR: Profit!

8.) Dreams are the pigment of your imagination.

9.) All stories are untrue. Even the ones based on things that “really happened”. ESPECIALLY the ones based on things that really happened. Even on accident, there is misremembering, there is time compression, there is editing. Fiction, at least, admits it was all made up.

10.) Your German-Indian fusion restaurant will be called “4 Naan-Blondes”.

11.) If we got rid “Wealthy White People Pretend To Fight” shows, we could be rid of nearly all talk shows and nearly all reality shows and television would be watchable again.

12.) Your role-playing campaign where all the adventuring party are in a complex polyamorous relationship with each other will be called “Dungeons & Dragons & Bob & Ted & Carol & Alice”.

13.) Whenever I hear the term “grand larceny” I imagine that they stole, like, five chandeliers.

14.) We all have a little bit of hipster in it, the key is to recognize it, acknowledge it, confront it and contain it. I myself own three Chuck Klosterman books. I just spend my days making sure the infection does not spread further.

15.) I used to think I was going to call the pinball bar I’m never going to get to open “Pinbar” but these days I’m thinking maybe just “TILT”.

16.) I wanna read a book called CHARLOTTE’S DARK WEB.

17.) Some days I sit back and imagine the day George Lucas told someone that Darth Vader’s mom was going to be named “Shmi” and that the Emperor’s first name was “Sheev” and… how hard it must’ve been to not burst out laughing because you wanted to keep working in pictures.

18.) If you’re living your best life, you got nowhere to go but down. Live your, like, third-to-best life, maybe, so you still have things to look forward to down the road.

19.) I feel like Blackstreet never considered, what if someone WANTS some diggity? Maybe a little diggity. Like, they like the way you work it, some diggity. A reasonable amount of diggity. A restrained but non-zero quantity of diggity. It’s a big world, some people want diggity.

20.) The good news is, yes, the world is your oyster. The bad news is, an oyster is a little bit of snot trapped in an angry rock that people pretend is delicious just to gross you out.

21.) My newest nickname for the fake president: The Notorious B.I.G.O.T.