jl30 in idea barrages

1.) Yoda narrating my life: “Begun, The Cleaning Wars have.”

2.) If you want a good rap battle, you have to be very diss-organized.

3.) If you slurp your soup too fast at the sushi bar and get it in your lungs, you can get misothelioma.

4.) Too much “dark web”, too much “deep web”, not enough “dank web”.

5.) The prosecuting attorney was insane to think he’d win in a fist fight with that guy but, hey, he had the courage of his convictions.

6.) If you’ve only got a single mystery story in you, you’re a one-hint wonder.

7.) When you force your child to get into the rap game because you never did, you will force upon him the stage name “BMX”.

8.) If you’re gonna do something weird, go all the way. If you’re gonna be the only rapper in Utah, at least call yourself “The Notorious B.I.G.A.M.Y.” If you’re gonna start a country death-metal band, at least call it “Loathsome Dove”. Style points count double at the extremes.